Shannon. 24. Texan. Slytherpuff. I mostly cry over fictional characters and regret my life choices.
Currently watching: Frasier, The Wire, Black Books, The X-Files, Justified, The Sopranos, The Blacklist
Currently reading: Les Miserables, ASOIAF (A Feast For Crows), Lolita
Oh my. There. Right there, sir. That is a wardrobe malfunction. I can see her hoo-ha. Her hoo-ha, sir! Are you blind? Do I need to call Congressman Caballo? Or Congressman Greenhill? I will call my whole Rolodex, sir!