24. Texan. Slytherpuff. I mostly cry over fictional characters and regret my life choices.
Currently Watching The Simpsons, Being Human UK, The Sopranos, Big Brother
Currently Reading Anne of Green Gables, Uglies, Les Miserables, A Feast For Crows
Oh my. There. Right there, sir. That is a wardrobe malfunction. I can see her hoo-ha. Her hoo-ha, sir! Are you blind? Do I need to call Congressman Caballo? Or Congressman Greenhill? I will call my whole Rolodex, sir!