24. Texan. Slytherpuff. I mostly cry over fictional characters and regret my life choices.
Currently watching:The Simpsons, Big Brother, Being Human
Currently reading: Anne of Green Gables, Sharp Objects, Uglies, ASOIAF (A Feast For Crows)
Oh my. There. Right there, sir. That is a wardrobe malfunction. I can see her hoo-ha. Her hoo-ha, sir! Are you blind? Do I need to call Congressman Caballo? Or Congressman Greenhill? I will call my whole Rolodex, sir!